You are OK , You have just got a mild tendency towards
LORD MOTAGUE SYNDROME 
Common symptoms are fairly full back yard & garage, inability to concentrate on the road when driving past shop windows & bus queues. Mild addiction to Swarfega & latex gloves. Dry mouth, high blood pressure & increased heart rate when bidding on eBay for new aquisitions or anything with Abarth in the title. Inability to use the numbers 3 , 4 & 5 as the sufferer is locked into the sequence 1 , 2 , 6 & so on.
More cronic sufferers will be unable to find a mate unless an infected fellow can be found & "My exhaust pipe is bigger than yours" chav types should be avoided.

I have learnt much from the Great Master Mick, through his teachings one can find enlightenment & having visited his Temple I know that he achieved higher levels by cutting more & more parts from his car with his angle grinder & a diet of rice cooked in old engine oil. </4 </4