Nipped to the local store this morning, sun roof down, lovely ride
Swung back on my driveway and stopped then got overtaken by a cloud of smoke
Got out to find smoke billowing out of the engine bay
I am waiting for it to cool down at the moment so I can investigate but I have seen so many old cowboy & indian films I could read the smoke signals
It said "Heap big problem with your ride! Get it sorted paleface or the big journey across the plains to the R.R. Pow Wow is off ! Big Chief Sitting Pete will be angry, like last Buffalo, if you do not drink the Firewater in his Teepee with the other tribes
. Don't be like squaw as few moons left "
Hope it is nothing serious and when it comes to braves not many are Apache on me but if it is someone else's fault I will definately Souix
