Okay, now this is where the de ville shows its true cool. Firstly, forget the fancy doors - what you need is a big bad spoiler on the back. Then get up to Tescos, roll back the sunroof, leave the handbrake off and hop out. A 126 with a spoiler will already have caught a few nods from the Spotties out front, but just watch them turn green as you swagger around the back of the car, grab the spoiler and head straight into store to do your shop. What's even cooler is that you don't need a quid for a trolley. Just remember to head for the extra wide checkout on the way out.