Walked to car like I do every morning, like some sort of film star, got in, turned key, belted up motorway to Leeds at 70ish, picking my way through Audis, mercs, Beemers and other lesser cars and rolled into work making an understated blatant statement that the daddy has arrived!
Stand by your beds the man has just arrived, just like every other day punctually, stylishly and cool, confident that this day is mine!
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